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USC Trojans Football: Sports by Scondi - What In The Helton Was That?!

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One of the most irreverent USC blogs on the internet today, Sports by Scondi, has returned to publishing. You should check out his preview of Arizona State at USC. A brief snippet is below:

“Another week. Another jab at USC’s inability to foster their talent onto the field.

The offensive line, defensive line, running backs, secondary, linebackers, receivers and special teams will be the best they play this season.

[. . .]

Here is something in Helton’s favor; a good home record. Good thing our fans are always dedicated to the program and don’t have anything better to do on a Saturday night in Los Angeles.

I bet you’ll be able to hear a pin drop in the Coliseum.

Arizona State has an extremely talented offense led by running back Kalen Ballage. Their defense is easier to score on than their entrance exam.

Would I be surprised if USC won? Nope, but I am not going to be glued to my television to find out. When your college football team is making you enjoy the other things in your life, that is a major problem. Last year I was on my couch from 10 am until “Pac-12 After Dark”.

[. . .]

Now I want to go outside, be active, and enjoy the company of my friends and family.

This team is so bad, and so disappointing that they are no longer a distraction from reality. So I’ll be enjoying my life instead of watching this team…

*End up watching the majority of the game*

USC 28 Arizona State 31”