As if there was any doubt about the Federal Government being a natural refuge for well-connected liars, scoundrels, TurboTax cheats, and ne'er-do-well academics.

From The College Fix:

Where could the disgraced, Sandusky scandal-marred, ex-president of Penn State go to find a job? The federal government–where else?

That’s right, Graham Spanier, who resigned from his position at Penn State last fall in the midst of the sex abuse scandal, now has a job working for a “top secret” federal agency, according to his lawyer.

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Spanier’s attorneys say that the federal government conducted its own “re-review” of his security clearance in light of his role in the Sandusky case, and nevertheless reaffirmed his trustworthiness.

There you have it folks, one way or another your tax dollars were going to end up in Spanier's pockets.