Bruin Nation's "Q & A with Southern Cal:  Trogan-to-English Version", written by gbruin, is really, truly odd, in an unintentionally enjoyable way.  The post is rather lengthy and it purports to be an interview with Knox Kiffin via a baby talk translator named ucla7477.  

Knox is purportedly the "most knowledgeable playcaller in the Kiffin family."  The theme is the ancient threadbare commentary about how we pay our players big salaries, everything we do is illegal yet we somehow get away with it, no one goes to classes, and that the general level of intelligence at USC is low.  I thought it would be the usual weak UCLA insults that they've been tickling their funny bones with since John McKay was our coach.  

Then zang, out of nowhere, some great new insults are invented. Props to gbruin!  Presenting 3 new anti-Trojan classics, as fictionally attributed to Knox Kiffin:

"And we sell the "university" experience: owning the police, Aryan website, demeaning women"

Finally, some fresh ammo for BN.  The predominant Gerald Ford-era "humor" was losing some luster.  gbruin has truly joined the long list of notable Bruin authors with this post. 

Truth is, gbruin has created a post so weird that it is unexpectedly fun to read.  It is truly avant garde, somewhat existentialist performance art.   It creates a new high water mark for BN "USC obsession humor." I highly recommend spending the 3 minutes on the read!