Oregon State player kicked off team for hilarious crime
by RabbitSC on Aug 24, 2010 8:06 AM PDT
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Tyler Patrick Thomas, 19, of Kalispell, Mont., was arrested on charges of first-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest.
According to information from the Corvallis Police Department, at about 4:51 a.m., police were called to 519 N.W. 14th Street after a 32-year-old woman reported there was a naked man in the upstairs office of her residence.
When officers arrived, they ordered him to get on the ground several times, but he refused.
Then Thomas, who had reportedly been drinking, got into a "three-point stance" and lunged at the officers, who Tased him.
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I know what the state of Tennessee's problem is!
Those m-fers are so epic crazy in TN because of “the water” or kool-aid- whatever. . . .same difference.
Now what about ‘dem Oro-gonians? Hey! At least in Oregon, they’re happy. This post makes me feel so damn old. I totally forgot what it was like to be totally shitfaced & outside my mind. What. . . . .was this dorkus-majoris THINKING??
He wasn’t. And that’s why I feel so old. I don’t remember the days when I couldn’t hold my liquor. I’m a grizzled veteran these days- pretty much only thing that can knock my can chonies off me is absinthe, cognac, and various Peruvian-tea concoctions.
Funny funny shit, these Oregon and Oregon St. players.
"Fun fact: My grandma actually had 7 carries for 79 yards and one TD last year against Stanford. The (Oregon Ducks) spread option just works like that, but it helped that she’s pretty scrappy" (JShufelt- Addicted to Quack)
Yeah, I saw that too...funny!
I am just a new boy...A stranger in this town
Where are all the good times...Who's gonna show this stranger around?
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
Good news, bad news.
“Hey Coach Riley, I’ve got good news and bad news about Thomas.”
“What’s the good news?”
“The offseason training and conditioning really seems to be working, this kid’s got great reaction time and form.”
“That is good news. What’s the bad news?”
“You remember that talk you gave the guys about staying sober and keeping their pants on? You might want to try that one again…”
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Aug 24, 2010 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1!!
I am just a new boy...A stranger in this town
Where are all the good times...Who's gonna show this stranger around?
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
Oh yah but you k now BN is probably saying it is USCs fault!
So Fight On USC followers and Don’t worry WE Will Still Play on Saturdays and Bowls will come later, for WE ARE SC not That other Softball University. Oh and don’t say you now have a baseball team, it’s not Real Baseball unless you use Wooden Bats
by so.cal.native1952 on Aug 24, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
Actually Oregon State is challenging Oregon for the Pac-10 Fulmer Cup lead
Oregon is only leading by a point now, with the beavers close behind. ucla is in 3rd place, and USC hasn’t even made the list.
What's amazing is the Georgia Bulldogs aren't on the top of the list?
Or Florida.
With Washaun Ealey arrested recently, that brings a grand total of 8 players from the Georgia program arrested this year.
I cannot believe the audacity of anyone from the SEC to point out any of USC’s shortcomings. It’s retardedness based purely on hate. And that includes some of my Bama-brethren.
Freaking tools!
"Fun fact: My grandma actually had 7 carries for 79 yards and one TD last year against Stanford. The (Oregon Ducks) spread option just works like that, but it helped that she’s pretty scrappy" (JShufelt- Addicted to Quack)
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 28, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, if you've ever been to Athens
you’d understand that the Athens Clarke County police force doesn’t exactly have the world’s most sterling reputation.
They arrest anyone for pretty much anything. I once got pulled over in my car by a cop on a fricken’ bike for, and I’m dead serious, “wearing a suspicious looking hat.” I honestly thought it was a practical joke. The cop asked to search my car. I told him no. He let me go. It was the weirdest law enforcement experience I’ve ever had in my entire life.
Something like 5 of UGA’s arrests have been for driving on a suspended license. One of them was also because one of the players didn’t give an officer his middle name, and the officer thought he was trying to hide something. It later turned out that the guy honestly didn’t know his middle name because, y’know, he didn’t have one.
However, someone needs to set up a licensing branch of the Georgia DMV at Butts-Mehre just to ensure all of Georgia’s players are licensed drivers, because damn.
I've been to Athens many times
I never really had a problem with the police. And I’m half-brown!!!!!
I was once higher than 10 Indians traipsing through the gauntlet of Georgia & Georgia Tech fans during one of the Dawgs’ homecoming games. And this was back when wearing “Ben Davis” gear wasn’t cool (the Low Rider-look). Cholo-glasses and all!
My girl lived out in 4-Points, and THAT IS ONE CRAZY-PARTY TOWN.
The police have their hands full, I’ll tell you that much.
Great info on the Bulldog-player arrests. I didn’t know what those arrests entailed. So, I humbly stand corrected.
Good on you CAJason80. (where you been dude? haven’t read your comments here in eons!)
"Fun fact: My grandma actually had 7 carries for 79 yards and one TD last year against Stanford. The (Oregon Ducks) spread option just works like that, but it helped that she’s pretty scrappy" (JShufelt- Addicted to Quack)
by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I always tend to disappear during the football offseason
And yeah, you’re right – ACC cops do have their hands full with the town, but they also have a tendency to go a wee bit overboards sometimes. I’ve generally had alright experiences except for that one weird time as I mentioned, but I’ve seen and heard enough from friends to know they can be kinda….unique in their approach. ;)
And frankly, we (UGA) deserve everything we got coming to us this year in terms of making fun of us for our player arrests, given the fact that’s not even close to the most embarrassing thing to happen to us this offseason. The most? Oh, that would just be our AD getting arrested for a DWI while holding a pair of red panties in his lap and driving home a girl nearly twenty years younger than him.
But other than that!….
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