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Simply Classic!

RT: @LifeofKM Got a selling point that UCLA has. Maids that clean the dorm rooms for athletes & students . And it only rains 4 times a year.less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

My first thought was maids cleaning the dorm rooms for athletes? Who pays for that? The athletes? Is that an improper benefit and possible NCAA violation, or is that a general course at UCLA? It might be part of UCLA's new graduate placement program.

I guess they ain't kidding when they say "MY MAID WENT TO UCLA".

Makes sense though...any kid dumb enough to go to UCLA probably can't clean his room anyway...

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