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Huge vacancy in LT?

He’ll have to beat out Smith and Kalil first

by Julio Nievas on Mar 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Media hype comes full circle

First, a bunch of sensationalized buzz about how Sean will not wind up at USC. Now, sensationalized hype about his “surprise” signing and our “thrilled” coaches. With the inaccurate lead-in that Sean Sr said he would “wait until sanctions are announced.”

Sean Sr said he would wait until the Feb hearing. Period. Then, he said that Sean was waiting for his ACT score. Completely excluded by eSECpn. Now, while Lane says he is confident in Sean, eSECpn hypes how “thrilled” our coaches must be at this “shocking” news.

Excuse me while I go throw up.

by DFWTrojan on Mar 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the story earlier

the video now…

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

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by Paragon SC on Mar 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  


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STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT

by M. AGRIPPA on Mar 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Now what is nestor going to say, hey wasn't he in the movie Harold and Kumar go to white castle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSvLOLy0gY

LA Sports is what keep me off the streets and out of trouble, thanks to all the teams Rams, Dodgers, Lakers, USC sports and the Love of Tennis.

by so.cal.native1952 on Mar 15, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nestor is too busy

trying to mention Pete Carroll as many times as possible when reffering to Oregon’s current dilemma.

by frak on Mar 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a well known fact that Pete Carroll is responsible for everything bad that ever happens. Ever.

by DC Trojan on Mar 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agrippa’s gone nuclear!

by gnossos on Mar 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The man is fission. . . . .walking!

Our very own, Mr. Firestarter! Shiiiiiiiiit. He wipes his ass with Fire Marshall Bill. Fire Marshall Bill ain’t got nuthin’ on Agrippa!

“I’m the trouble starter, fucking instigator!
I’m the fear addicted, and danger illustrated!
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter!
I’m the bitch you hated, filth infatuated!
I’m the pain you tasted, well intoxicated!
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter! . . . . .” (yeah!)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 15, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no “Smack my bitch up” but it’s still entertaining.

by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could you imagine if I chose to utilize. . . . .

. . . . .THIS “firestarter” video though?

(this is what would have happened: Loco would have somehow found me, working as a part-time a eunuch in the service of a fugitive Korean super-model in The Seychelles, part-time birthday-cake-popper-outer slash non-working magician -carpal tunnel syndrome? it happens! . . . . . .and when he does find me. I vanish! Poof! Like that. Only thing left of me. . . . . .14 oz. of ash. Right smack dab where I was last standing)

That’s why I didn’t choose it last night.

(really really scared me) I love you Loco! (non-homo way)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 16, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the uncensored “Smack my Bitch Up” video?

Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.

by oc phil on Mar 16, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an eye-opener, to say the least.

by DC Trojan on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy vid

I remember me and my buddies saw it online when we were 13 (I’m 20 now) and we’re like, “woahhhhh”.

by Julio Nievas on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay! That's it!

Now. . . . .I HAVE TO SEE THIS VIDEO! (so- no, OC Phil. I haven’t seen it. Thanks to DC and Julio. . . . it’ll be seared into my rods and cones in less than a minute’s time)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dang. . . . . . . . . . whoa! . . . . . . . .did that just happen?

Y’all are saucy! Crazy saucy.

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 16, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck?

I mean: this firestarter (dunno what happened?)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 16, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Much more palatable than the Prodigy

But you’ve got to love the British and their teeth!

by gnossos on Mar 16, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just "emaciate" that old United-boy and. . . .

. . . . he’s a dead-ringer for “Nosferatu” . . . . .silent-movie guy!

I sincerely love the British, their Manchester-sound, and West End-girls. It’s the “teeth” part that doesn’t do it for me. Truth be told, I like the Scots even more. For the Rangers and their virtuosity of fermented beverages. But. . . . it’s those vamping Irish-women who truly own my heart- here and there and whenever. Tellin’ ya, I’ve gotten “sprung” on at least 4 different ones. Each, an angel.

Here’s to:
Gail (and the Hehir family)
Erica (and the Ennis clan)
Guin (and her magical hips)
Antonella (and her friend Zoe)

All of you, models of my multiplying universe. Stars and angels you’ll forever be!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 16, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

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