Top Questions For USC Coaches From UCLA Type Players
by M. AGRIPPA on Feb 4, 2010 1:32 PM PST
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Print1. All those brown people in the neighborhood scare me, will I be safe here?
2. Why can't you guarantee me playing time?
3. I'm such a hot prospect, why should I waste my time on the scout team?
4. What are the dorms like?
5. Is it true that USC is going to receive the “death penalty?”
6. What do you think about the Bruins Nation’s laundry list?
7. Where is the closest mall?
8. Will I get Montezuma's if I eat at Chano's
9. Can my best buddy have a scholie too?
10. So what’s the big deal about USC anyway?
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LOL
11. Is the monopoly officially over?
12. Where do you keep Eagle Bank bowl trophies?
13. The wall on Howard Field is too tall. When we go over the wall, will you provide ladders?
14. Do you obsess with your rivals 24×7?
15. Do you consider 60,000 attendance a success?
17. Coach, do I get my own passion bucket?
18. Coach, if we are leading in a game and the QB starts taking a knee, does that mean the game is over?
19. Coach, what is your wife cooking me for dinner tonight at your house?
20. Coach, do you think blue or red better complements my eyes?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
NOW CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT
LOL at the Chano's crack from a current student
some things never change
but the answer is probably, yes.
Certainly yes for those with a weak digestive tract.
STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
NOW CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
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Where's so.cal.? We need so.cal. here!
STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
NOW CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
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Dude I went to the movies give a break, and I can't think of anymore Questions right now.
You pretty much covered it all except maybe
Whats the limit on my USC cash card
Do I get to pick the ride I want
Do I get to nail Tamra Barney
Weasie said I get to ride in the hele do you have one
by so.cal.native1952 on Feb 4, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
this is great Loco keep up the good job
by Dodgermanramon on Feb 4, 2010 3:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions
More (or is it moar?)
- Cade McNown is one of the all time great Bears, wanna see his rookie card?
- Where’s the jungle gym?
- When it’s cold out, do you serve hot chocolate with marshmallows at the training table?
- Can my mom bring in her boyfriend in to explain how I fit into the defense?
- How many passes will Barkley throw to me per game?
STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
NOW CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT
- Can my mom bring in her boyfriend in to explain how I fit into the defense?
OMG, that is fkn hilarious. My fave. Brilliant Senor Agrippa!
I thought this was pretty funny...
Per Anthony Jefferson on ESPN:
“Coach (Rick) Neuheisel is personally recruiting me and he even texted me right before the game with USC to say he was thinking of me and that was pretty cool.”
can i bring up old stuff...
16. where do i get my handicap placard?
At USC we're not snobs, we're just better than you.
More Bruin Type Recruit Questions
- Do they have Pilates classes in Heritage Hall?
- Hey! Wanna see the spinners on my Prius?
- Don’t you just ADORE the Jonas Brothers?
- When is pajama day?
- I love to wear my jeans tucked inside my cowboy boots!
STILL LOCO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
NOW CELEBRATING THE DAWN OF THE AGE OF AUGUSTUS
M·AGRIPPA·L·F·COS·TERTIVM·FECIT
Here's one
Will you allow me to bleach the tips of my dreadlocks so I can look cute in my ballet leotard.
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