New 'SC Student

The wikipedia page on USC football is pretty good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USC_Trojans_football#Rivalries
Other than that, you need to learn to recognize Tusk by Fleetwood Mac as we play it every time we beat ucla. Let’s see what else. Walking to the Colosseum from campus, you kick the streetlight for good luck. You must buy a danger dog at least once (bacon wrapped hotdog) outside the stadium. If you are a college football fan I’m sure you’ve seen the phrase “Fight On” which goes with flashing the V for victory sign. If you’ve watched a USC game before I guarantee you’ve heard our fight song since we play it just about every 30 seconds. The last song you need to learn is Conquest(college football’s greatest battle cry!). Finally Tommy Trojan sticks his sword in the ground at midfield which is both awesome and hilarious when it happens in other teams stadiums (like UCLA ha). I think I covered most of it but others may chime in

(to Sons of Westwood)

High up in the hills of Westwood
Sprawled offensive to the eye
Lies a Cal extension campus
Known as Westwood High (high high high)
Home of all the Bruin bearcubs
UGLY is its name
The student body’s vile
The football team’s a pile
and the campus is a shame!

U (clap clap clap) G (clap clap clap) L (clap clap clap) Y (clap clap clap)
U G L Y Eat My Shorts!

Bruins are a bunch of ******s
Songgirls are a bunch of sluts
When they spread their legs so wide
they look like garbage trucks (good food!)
When we all go up to Westwood
Bruins are so gay
Each bruin in the band
his unit in his hand
will whack the night away!

In the locker room at halftime
Bruins give each other head
They congratulate the coach
by taking him to bed
When the bruins break the huddle
Pants will come back up
Each bruin on the squad
will surely shoot his wad
right in <enter quarterback’s name> mouth!

Q: How do you keep a bRuin out of your backyard?
A: Paint it like an endzone

Q: What do you call a bRuin at a BCS Bowl game?
A: A ticket holder

Q: What does the average UCLA player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 UCLA cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a UCLA cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: How do you get a UCLA graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the UCLA cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the UCLA football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a UCLA football player’s life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: How many UCLA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a sophomore course.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: UCLA. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in UCLA?
A: All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Q. What do you call a UCLA grad with a Pac 10 Championship ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many UCLA fans does it take to make popcorn?
A. Over 100. One to hold the pan, three to shake the stove,
one to hide the bong as the police arrive and the rest to complain
that they missed the recruiting party.

Buy a couple of videos at the bookstore.

Most importantly…. go to the games, and start participating in the tradition.

Meet the alumni. They will prop you up in the future. That’s where the family starts.

Good luck with your studies.

If I get it, I will go part time and graduate in May 2013, if not, I will go full time and Graduate in May 2012. If it’s 2012, I’ll probably wait, and come out then, if it’s 2013, I’ll probably make a trip one summer for a week in between. Any must sees?

First off, I’ll offer up a statement. However with it, there’s the realization that it actually proves itself. And then, I’ll provide proof without equations. Got it, we good? Aver. . .

“Every Trojan, is a Brojan- however, not ALL Brojans are Trojans”

The Math: I know AND know of- morri029. He’s as swell as they come, and as far as bloggin’-people are concerned: you won’t find any that are as funny, kind and nice. CC-usual suspects: we got ourselves a gentleman in our midst. (put it this way: we don’t HAVE ONE like him over here, . . . .wait a minute?) Ahem. . . .as I was ‘splainin’- RBR has a treasure trove of good people with great intellect and banter skills. And, practically many of the regulars over there I sincerely consider to be MY “bros”. And well, . . . . .by way of association- that would make ALL OF THEM- “my Brojans”. So, in effect, they’re Brojans, but definitely NOT Trojans.

I know of nothing more to be true than the first couple of words of my “statement” and so should everyone else here. No math required.

To conclude, CONGRATULATIONS MORRI029! “Huzzah!”

Son, you just became the world’s FIRST Brojan that BECAME a Trojan. (We’re living in a CC-colored world over here, in case anyone needed reminding?)

I realize this might be a little early but, FIGHT ON, Kyle! (and a most hearty with love: Roll Tide Roll!!!!!)