Meet everybody's favorite Teague Egan. Class act.
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Joey Kaufman
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I just watched this in horror
I now see the negative stereotype that our enemies despise. The sad fact is that the Teagues of USC represent less than 1% of the USC student body.
This video is horrible. And, who is behind Campus Cribs? USC is not in the “heart of the ghetto”. I am so embarrassed watching this.
Teague Egan: Douchebag of the Decade! A parasite disguised as a Trojan.
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
Rich assholes like this can be found on every American college campus. This type of vermin is not exclusive to USC and more common in places like New Haven, Boston and NYC.
Football season is here
U feeling Loco?
....you guys kinda DO
get lumped in with this stereotype though. Thought I should let ya know that.
And isn’t LA just one big, sprawling ghetto?
BCS stands for Boise Can Suck it. I am naturally a proud supporter of the current BCS system.
What a lump?
I hear ya Billy-bob Cletus McFetus. Like having the assumption that you might suffer the misfortune of being the son of someone who might ALSO be your sister?
Is getting “Billy-ed” out in your hills, really just some FREAKASS fun for close-knit families, such as yours? Your entire existence is a crime, Brocephus. Oh look, a turnip!!!! Where’d that come from?
Nice truck Bromedian. You’re a funny guy.
In case you ever asked this offseason, could it get any worse?. . .In short, the answer is yes. (Joey Kaufman- Conquest Chronicles)
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 4, 2010 1:47 AM PST up reply actions
And the idiot wonders why he hasn't rented out that lice infested bedroom...
“This is where the magic happens.”
One look at that smelly clown and you know one thing: He’s paying for it.
Football season is here
U feeling Loco?
by M. AGRIPPA on Dec 1, 2010 12:22 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
SChool of hard knocks
He needs to get enrolled asap and get some serious dosage of humility and slap that sense of entitlement out of his mouth.
I can't see in my right mind why any athlete would associate with that SILVER SPOON asshole.
Unless you are Moron and had the worst upbringing know to man, why would anybody hang with this idiot.
Lets face it the Bruins are superior in all aspects of life, heck I here they can wipe their Butts with their mind.
by so.cal.native1952 on Dec 1, 2010 1:39 AM PST reply actions
The same reason anyone hangs out with rich kids
They buy you stuff and drive you places
Rodney Sermons is my #5
by Brad Otton Is My Homeboy on Dec 1, 2010 5:31 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry I never sunk that LOW in my life, I grew up Lower Middle class and got a job and always paid my own way since I was 16.
So I really don’t see why anybody but a weak minded person would hang with this SCum.
Lets face it the Bruins are superior in all aspects of life, heck I here they can wipe their Butts with their mind.
by so.cal.native1952 on Dec 1, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
And another thing someone needs to take that overaged HS kid out to the woodshed.
I can’t believe his parents would put up with his shit.
Lets face it the Bruins are superior in all aspects of life, heck I here they can wipe their Butts with their mind.
by so.cal.native1952 on Dec 1, 2010 2:10 AM PST reply actions
The ONLY thing "crucial" Teague, is:
1. Get a real name
2. Athletes disassociate with you, like- YESTERDAY
3. Your relationshipz(s) with ANYONE at USC, is your Dad’s money NOT YOU, per se.
In case you ever asked this offseason, could it get any worse?. . .In short, the answer is yes. (Joey Kaufman- Conquest Chronicles)
This is a good point
To the extent that his Dad is funding his business (apparently, he uses an office of his Dad’s in LA), the Sr. Egan could be legally liable for Teague’s criminal activites, e.g., violation of the Miller-Anaya Agent Act.
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
Tht ws so Crucial!
I thought wearing your pants so that your butt crack showed was so yesterday. If I was his dad, I would be embarrassed to have him as my son, but then again he’s probably a reflection of the old man.
"Understanding is a virtue, hard to come by"
J. Airplane
Wow...what a tool
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
The more that I think about this, . . . . .
. . . . the more I think this Egan character kind of fucked over Dillon Baxter. I’m hedging that Dillon didn’t have the slightest idea that this wannabe-hanger-on-er was/is a NFL-certified agent. As a matter of fact, I think Egan purposely kept this info from any and all football-player friends at USC and that the USC football players that knew him or of him, mostly thought “1st Round” was “1st Round Records” (like the banner in the pic in the above video shows) or that it was “1st Round Entertainment”- like Egan himself has alluded to himself as being.
Like I’ve said before, this Egan dude is just “class-jumping” to get his name in the papers/internet and is more of a promoter than agent.
The guy is all about promotion and he hoodwinked the NFL, his so-called friends, and the university. He more than likely did this with the concerted effort for self-promotion. Nothing more.
If I were Jordan Campbell, Dillon Baxter, et al- I would never be homies with this asshat ever again. He’s got bad news written all over him. If he ever becomes an agent of anyone- they should look no further than his own confession of “losing” money in his business endeavors at ’SC but. . . . .he got “himself a good reputation”. For what?
Who cares really. Just take a look at the source and understand what the source is all about- that’s all that should matter when you put your future in the hands of a character like him. “Character” being the operative word here.
In case you ever asked this offseason, could it get any worse?. . .In short, the answer is yes. (Joey Kaufman- Conquest Chronicles)
So True---So True
Lets face it the Bruins are superior in all aspects of life, heck I here they can wipe their Butts with their mind.
by so.cal.native1952 on Dec 1, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
Needs more "crucial"
That gold chain screams “don’t be hatin”

I’m surprised he doesn’t use the extra room to display his empties.
I’m also pretty sure that Teague co-wrote this article.









