It's Oregon Week! USC's sense of urgency and the trash talk starts
I guess it is fair to say that this is USC's bowl game this year.
Yes, we still have to play rivals Notre Dame and UCLA but the fact is those games don't mean as much when those teams aren't very good.
Oregon is the in thing right now.
USC won't play in a bowl game this season, but Saturday's matchup against top-ranked Oregon will boast most of the trappings.
With ESPN's College GameDay setting up shop at the Coliseum and a social network movement urging fans to "Red Out the Coli" by donning cardinal-colored clothing, the game shapes up as one of the most intriguing of the college football season.
I remember when opposing teams use to consider playing 'SC their bowl game...turnabout is fair play!
Oregon runs an explosive offense and plays at a pace that hasn't been seen in CFB ever. This team eats up chunks of yards in a very short amount of time and leaves opposing defenses standing around with their hands on their hips from fatigue.
if you want hang with Oregon you have to be in shape so 'SC put some extra emphasis on conditioning this past week...
In the aftermath of his team's rout of California on Oct. 16, USC Coach Lane Kiffin said preparing to play a top-ranked team was no different from readying for any other opponent.
Then Kiffin went out and conducted a series of off-week practices unlike any at USC in the last decade.
With several assistants absent because they were recruiting, the usually low-key Kiffin transformed. He became a vocal taskmaster, sprinting from station to station and constantly exhorting his players to maintain the breakneck pace that was adopted to emulate Oregon's.
The Trojans also ran end-of-practice sprints to improve their conditioning before facing a team that has scored a national-best 55 points a game.
Conditioning is important but more important will be the defense watching their gaps and keeping their assignments.
Oregon can be beat, but it is tough to do when you are in the wrong place at the wrong time. This has been one of the defenses main problems this season. They need a near perfect performance this week to keep the Ducks in check...it won't be easy at all.
The noise on this game is picking up.
'SC has some revenge on their minds after last years embarrassing loss in Eugene.There may be some pride issues here but 'SC just needs to focus on the task at hand and not get caught up in last years debacle. Just play some solid, consistent football on defense.
Oregon's offense is very good, we have all seen how fast they can score and the pace they operate at but their defense has some issues. The Ducks really haven't been tested this year except for Stanford and that was at Autzen. So, we don't really know how good this team is until they go on the road and play a better than average team, especially one that can put up some points as we have seen 'SC do this season.
Lane Kiffin is a little concerned.
Coach Lane Kiffin marveled at the physical condition of Oregon's defense, and no statistic bears it out more than the Ducks' time of possession. Oregon ranks 114 th in the nation in time of possession, with the offense on the field for just 26 minutes, 40 seconds per game because of its ability to score so quickly.
That means the defense is on the field a lot longer than coaches prefer. But Kiffin said it is not an issue because of the Ducks' defensive stamina. It also illustrated the high tempo Oregon's offensive prefers.
Yes, but the defense is playing against some bad offenses...it is not like they are being tested. Again, Stanford is their signature game...
Not surprising, Duck fans can be a little selective on their information...
4. USC - So we've given you two weeks to prepare. I hope you've used the time to a) find a new defense, b) find a new coach, and c) figure out who the best running back in the conference is. Let's see if we can help you out with this (I'll give you an hint, it's the guy that's only played in 5 games):
Player School Games Att Yards Ave TD Yards/G LaMichael James Oregon 5 114 848 7.44 9 169.6 Johnathan Franklin UCLA 6 112 679 6.06 5 113.17 Shane Vereen California 6 111 630 5.68 8 105 Jacquizz Rodgers Oregon St 6 141 621 4.4 10 103.5 Chris Polk Washington 6 109 571 5.24 3 95.17 Stepfan Taylor Stanford 6 99 482 4.87 3 80.33 Allen Bradford USC 7 73 560 7.67 4 80 Player ? Washington 0 0 0 0 0 0 James Rodgers Oregon St 4 8 38 3 0 9.5
Seriously USC, what's your marquee win on the year? Cal? You might want to remind your QB that talking trash didn't work out too well for him last year. By the way, if the weakness in your defense is on the edges or to the outside receivers, that's not going to bode well for you either. Oh well, we're happy to bring along our travelling road show to get you some needed pub for the week.
Oregon has the edge, no question...they also have the pressure.
It is easy to pad stats against a bunch of doormats. When your signature win is against Stanford at home I would take it easy on calling out other teams signature wins. It is a stark contrast to beat up on a very bad, disorganized UCLA team at home and then have to travel to L.A. to take on a USC team that can put some points up but also has some defensive issues.
Oregon are the new kids on the block, this is a new experience for them getting all this attention. That's cool, you have to start somewhere, but it was only ten short months ago that the Ducks were schooled in Pasadena against a Buckeyes team that lost to USC at home with a true freshman QB at the helm. And the Buckeyes appear to still have some issues this season. They aren't all that.
Oregon is very good offensively but lets not hand them the BCS title just yet.
There is some urgency with this game. Because of USC being ineligible for the post season they are in it to play the spoiler...
'SC has their work cut out for them. They will have a very difficult time beating this very speedy Ducks team so anything is possible...
Later this week I will be doing a Q&A with one Duck alum who is also a member of the Portland media. This is a guy I have known since the 2nd grade and he knows his stuff.
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Suddenly it's 1964
For those with a little… no make that a lot… of gray in their beards and elsewhere… or for those who’ve studied the rich history and tradition of USC football… there was a game (actually two) that parallels this upcoming match with No. 1 Oregon (except in the BCS where,,, you guessed it… an SEC team is on top… for now). The game? It was Thanksgiving weekend… 1964… Ara Parseghian and No. 1 undefeated Notre Dame rolled into the L.A. Coliseum. With a season ending win over the Trojans, the Irish would capture yet another national title. For most of that game that’s exactly what looked to be unfolding UNTIL the late Craiq Fertig connected with Rod Sherman in the endzone with under two minutes remaining and Notre Dame, title hopes and all came crashing down 20-17. One of the biggest wins in USC history. Flash forward two years… same place same situation… the Irish made certain that neither USC nor history repeated itself with a 51-0 thrashing… the worst loss in John McKay’s tenure as SC’s head coach and ditto for USC. So what happens on Oct. 30 is at this point is almost entirely a function of the SC defense. If they can match the play of the offense… as they did against Cal…Oregon just might know what the Irish learned so many years ago. If the defense disappears like it has against Stanford and Washington and many others this season… then USC might be revisiting that 1966 game with Notre Dame…
or the Duck’s game of one week ago.
trojanWar
Epic post!
Just. Epic.
Fight On trojanWar!
[chime in ANY? music from the world famous “USC Trojans Marching Band”. We are! SC!)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
84 Z Delay
“Irish Were 93 Seconds From the National Title in 1964 When USC Pulled the Plug”
At halftime on the blackboard in the ND locker room, all it said was, “15 minutes more”
http://articles.latimes.com/1988-11-23/sports/sp-471_1_pass-rush
I was at both games, the highest of highs and the lowest of lows, but all of it cementing my love for all that is Trojan Football! Fight On!
"Understanding is a virtue, hard to come by"
J. Airplane
Oregon's no huddle is relentless
I like that Kiffin is really emphasizing this point. The only way to stop them is to know exactly what you are doing defensively as a team on every play. The pace will be so fast that it will be easy for us to lose track of the defensive calls. ucla completely broke down in this department and were embarrassed. Our defense has been inconsistent at best this season. I hope that they follow up their progress in the Cal game and play solidly against the no huddle Ducks. Its going to be a fun game to watch…. I hope.
No Huddle Could Work Against Them
A key to the game will be pressuring QB Thomas. The kid is a soph in his 7th start? We’ve got to hit him, hit him hard, and hit him harder. There is no way that we should allow him to pass effectively. Our D-line should dominate the outmatched Duck O-line, and they must to win.
Hit and pressure Thomas, make Oregon punt, and the Ducks will start pressing and coughing the ball up. They are highly capable of turnover binges and mistakes with that young QB and fast-paced offense.
In 3 road games this season, the Ducks average 2 turnovers and 8 penalties per game. They had 3 turnovers at Wazzu.
KEYS TO THE GAME:
1) Win turnover battle…..Ducks are prone to coughing it up on the road
2) Limit big plays…..make the Ducks methodically drive, not break 80 yard TDs
3) “Out offense” them…..we’ve seen other teams light up the Ducks in yardage. USC also has one of the best offenses in the country. Turn Barkley and Co lose and try to light up the scoreboard.
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
Generally agree with these points
1. You also forgot to mention that Oregon creates a ton of takeaways. TO’s are part of the game and Threet kept on throwing INT’s due pressure. I would also add that Thomas does not turn the ball over. He has only thrown 5 int’s (none of which were due to pressure, just misreading the coverage) this year and I don’t think has a single fumble. Additionally he has amazing pocket presence/composure for sophomore which is why he has only been sacked twice this entire year. Did I mention he is one of the 16 finalists for the Davey O’brien trophy along with Barkley and Luck?
2. If I am USC I want Oregon to score quickly so the Trojans can get their offense back on the field. The worst outcome for USC would be for Oregon to start out the game and have two 80 yard 8-10 play drives. USC’s defense has to stay somewhat fresh in order for USC to have a chance at winning this game.
3. I would say USC has to convert red zone opportunities into TD’s. Oregon is one of best teams in the country in Red Zone defense. Obviously FGs won’t cut it.
I would add another point
4. Special teams – Both USC and Oregon have very dynamic PR and KR games. Special team coverage will go a long way to determining gets a win on saturday.
Amazing that Thomas has 0 fumbles, if accurate
He is playing way over his head given his level of experience. USC must pressure him into mistakes.
Totally disagree with #2. We’ll be fresh and healthy for this game.
Not worried about #3.
Great point on #4. This game could easily be decided by special teams. USC is exceptional in all areas except FG kicking.
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
"Our D-line should dominate the outmatched Duck O-line"
. I was wondering where this particular thought came from seeing as the Ducks OL gashed you guys for almost 400 yds on the ground last year
Oderint Dum Metuant
Our D-line is the strength of our football team
Ask that question again this Sat.
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
ill be sure to do that
hopefully you have a bunch of bodies, you’ll probably need them all
Oderint Dum Metuant
Controlling the pace on offense
and being able to hang around the 4th quarter are going to be important. The Ducks haven’t had too many opponents hang around with them for more than 3 quarters. If we can somehow maintain the clock and continually put up points then well, we might have a small chance.
I like that Kiffin is working on conditioning, watching Oregon vs Tennessee and Oregon vs Arizona both teams lost to the Ducks when they ran out of gas.
The other thing that I think would help would be having disciplined line backers who play their assignments well, but I don’t think we’ve had that since Lofa and Grootegood.
To improve, they should try to become the musical southern cal of the west. - bRuins Nation poster on the Stanford band.
I think the conditioning angle by USC may be over played a bit
Oregon has been working on their conditioning since the spring (at the latest). Not sure how much stock I would put in on a few extra wind sprints at the end of practice for about two weeks. In addition, the depth on USC’s D has to be a little troublesome. How will the front 7 stand up in the 3rd/4th quarter?
Don’t get me wrong, this is the toughest test Oregon will face to-date (and maybe all year long, who knows what OSU team will be there in December). I think this will be an excellent game in terms of setting up the stage for the stretch run of November. Oregon wins like they did last year and there will be validation of the #1 ranking. Oregon falls flat and can’t win on the road and you have the 39473948 stories about how another #1 goes down. Early prediction: 37-20 with a tie game or USC up a FG at half.
by SeattleDucks on Oct 25, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree that the conditioning thing is overplayed
Unless a few extra wind sprints can magically transform the depth on D, it won’t make much difference. I think it’s pretty standard for teams to work conditioning on the first week of a bye, no matter who their next opponent is. There aren’t many other good opportunites to do it during the season. Kiffin is blowing a lot of smoke with his effusive praise of Oregon…not that Oregon doesn’t deserve it. Oregon is the best team that USC will play this year, and that’s an appropriate message for the players and media.
Oregon's been "conditioning" since Spring, eh?
Guess what? So has everybody else. It’s not like Chip Kelly has a monopoly on exercise and practice.
Or are you trying to tell us that, as far as conditioning is concerned- Oregon has been meeting/exceeding their VO2-max each and every practice? Is that it? Oh, now Duck football is the new cross-country team of college football? Alright.
Alright.
I get it.
Reach in and pull it out, dude. Oregon looks good on tv because they’ve go 3 deep on their substitutions. Those aren’t the same players on the field each play. And you guys play football (strategizing-wise) like a team of hockey players. New line in, new line out.
So tell me, who was faster? Masoli with a laptop in his hands, or either one of the Rodgers’ boys with a football?
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you tried to run a forty with a laptop and projector screen?
It’s probably harder than it looks. That or he lost a step because he looked plenty fast enough against USC’s defense last year.
Who was holding the guitar or guitars?
Good one ppilot! That’s the spirit!
Hopefully we’ll have a more competitive game this year. I’m glad you didn’t ask me for an opinion on Masoli when he’s on the field. That would have been a great big bummer, and I left myself open to that one. (thanks man!)
Here’s hoping we have a great game on Saturday, and. . . .may no player get injured.
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So?
We can count on your support vs. fUcla & The Fighting Rash of South Bend? (are you a good-luck charm, or a jinx? after Saturday’s game, I’ll have a better opinion one way or another on this matter. until then, . . . . .?)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys have the FULL SUPPORT OF BAMA NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We just want to strike fear. In our mission statement, strike fear in those who attempt to bring us down." Greg McElroy
by The Voice of Reason on Oct 26, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
FIGHT ON!!! FIGHT ON!!! FIGHT ON MEN!!!!!!!!
"We just want to strike fear. In our mission statement, strike fear in those who attempt to bring us down." Greg McElroy
by The Voice of Reason on Oct 26, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG, surely this is a sign of the apocalypse
You can't put sanctions on the fkn endzone! Bowls are for salad!
CK may not have a monopoly but it's "Patent Pending"
What I was implying with my comment is that Oregon has never done wind sprints since Chip Kelly has taken over as head coach. Our pace of practice is unmatched and the time between plays averages around 5 seconds. As chronicled by the NYT. In fact, multiple players have said that the game is slower than their practice, obviously an advantage in terms of conditioning. If you are used to sprinting, running seems easy by comparison. In sum, my point was that two weeks of wind sprints do not make up for a season of practice and conditioning for the pace.
I’m not sure if I follow the hockey reference. We are able to do that on defense because of our depth and the fact we rarely face an offense our frenetic as ours. If your talking about our offense, yes, much like the other 119 FBS teams, we substitute players during a series.
I know it’s crazy, but usually when people make a point, you dispute that points with facts and rational arguments. Plus – didn’t you know Masoli runs a 3.8 40 with two laptops, a projector screen and a guitar? He’d outrun the Flash.
by SeattleDucks on Oct 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually. . . . . .?
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THOSE.......?
Are we just picking random words and doing this “……….?”
by SeattleDucks on Oct 25, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but. . . .
. . . I’m just randomly picking on you. That’s all.
here’s the thing: i almost forgot about you. and then, i went to read all these comments again for no particular reason and. . . . there you were!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Anaerobic
Should have been working on the anaerobic conditioning all year instead of just before this game.
by DevilishTrojan21 on Oct 25, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
You mean aerobic right?
I have not heard of anaerobic training
I know anaerobic from lab tests to identify infection not any type of training…but hey I could be wrong, I will have to check.
"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
anaerobic
short intense exertion from 3 sec to 2 min. in length.
like when the DE is chasing down the QB on the spread option play after getting sucked inside on the fake to the back. or when the corner misses tackling the recvr for a loss on the bubble screen so and the LB’s and safety sprint to catch him 20 yds down field.
aerobic is like running a marathon.
Thanks...you learn something new everyday!!
"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
Check out this link for further and some ideas of what they should be working on all year long.
by DevilishTrojan21 on Oct 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good stuff, Thx!!
"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
This stuff keeps teams relevant in the 4th quarter!
by DevilishTrojan21 on Oct 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
conditioning
it takes more than a few days of sprints after practice to get the kind of conditioning this game will call for. they should have been doing this weeks ago.
the Oregon defense, like USC’s in the past, gets to defend a (sometimes Big) lead. the opposing offense is forced to be one dimensional. they don’t have to worry about the run. teams have to pass to have any chance of catching up.
The win over CAL was Fantastic, but we did the same thing last year with a better defense and less of an offense.
Lets not get crazy. Our D-line is going to have to dominate and the Offense will have to be lights out, plus we need some breaks to go our way. cuz our defense is not going to stop them. We lack the personal and the scheme
Good Luck Trojans.
For some reason, I just viscerally hate Oregon. Maybe it’s the way ESPN slobbers all over them they way they do Terrell Pryor, LeBron James, or teams from Boston, while calling JoePa an “old fart” and all but calling Kiffin a scumbag on air. Go get em. I want the lasting image from this game to be Matt Barkley driving a Cardinal and Gold monster truck up and down the field grinding a yellow and green goo into the turf, pausing only to turn up the volume on your fight song blasting from the radio. I won’t be able to watch it here probably, since ESPN will probably stick us with Ohio State’s scrimmage against Minnesota. I mean, what could possibly be interesting to people in Big Ten country about the number 1 team in the country playing the premier program on the west coast? Anyway, good luck guys.
by jjl207 on Oct 25, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You! My friend. . . . . . .,. . . . .
. . . .are HILARIOUS! This post of yours, reads like a cartoon strip. The kind where, EVERY SINGLE PANEL HAS ME IN STITCHES!!!!
And, seeing as you already asked the question: What IS IT, that’s interesting to people in Big Ten country on a Fall season Saturday morning or afternoon?
One more question: why is it that scumbags have such HOTT wives/girlfriends? it’s a mystery wrapped in a conundrum?
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
As far as what interests us...
It’s not watching Minnesota, a program so bad they started the year AT a Sun Belt conference school, getting destroyed by the best wide receiver playing quarterback in America backed up by a great defense. Actually, it’s mostly a comment on ABC/ESPN’s choice to bring us a total snoozer of a blowout over a great game just because the great game is out west. I don’t know about scumbags having hot wives, maybe we should ask to see Rich Rodriguez’s wife? He’s a scumbag if I ever saw one.
Hey! Hold on there!
Rich Rod a scumbag? Mine wolverine-ears!?!? (well, my ears aren’t all that “wolverine”. they’re more like Eddie Munster ears, oh! AND . . . .I have Hobbit-feet. For shire!)
I hope it’s going to be a great game! I’d hate for it to turn into a funeral at 2nd half. Like it felt for me last year attending the game in Autzen. Get this: I was actually wearing a rented tuxedo to our beatdown. How lame was that? I had a “Free OJ” button on though, so . . . .there’s that too!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Lots of people hate the ducks because of how many think they act...
Like I said this is all new for them.
"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin
"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."
--->>>> zing! --->>>>
Did you see that? . . . . ? . . . . .
Well. It was definitely a “zing!”!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a terrible actor myself. I can understand what you mean.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Simple solution
Become a waiter. Your troubles will be over- because sure enough: “Voila’ !” (you’ll get an Oscar in no time at all. that’s what all the best of ’em do down here in LA-LA-land (aka: “psycho-ville, CA”).
Oh! One more thing, if you want to win an Emmy- become a barback. Not a bartender- because that would only prove you’re inches away from passing your Boards in becoming a doctor (mostly in homeopathic or ayurvedic medicine- it’s “all the rage” these days).
Oscar, or Emmy? It’s up to you, really.
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Can’t I pull a Halle Barry and win both? I have aspirations!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
So. . . . .
. . .then- you DID see her in, “Monsters Ball”, yes?
Good-lawdy, have MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dudes. . . . .for what it’s worth: DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU . . . . .? (lemme just say this- this scene from a rated “R” movie is pretty. . . . . GRAPHIC! if you will. whether or not you have a penis. . . . .this scene may or MAY NOT be for you!)
JShufelt, I like you. That’s why I’m willing to be banned for the above. (please don’t though)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Undoubtedly
One of the best scenes in film history!!!!!!!
Question was that acting or reality?
"Understanding is a virtue, hard to come by"
J. Airplane
Acting or reality?
If THAT’S all it takes, I should have won either an Oscar or Emmy (both?) in the year. . . . . .1990! And. . . .fwiw. . . . .in 2003 if I wanted to win both.
That’s right, dagnabbit! Sexual-superstar right here, guys. I’m almost going “supernova” sometimes, too! Watch it!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Good movie.
She won it right there. My favorite line was Billy Bob’s character responding to the preacher after he asked him if he had anything to say at his son’s funeral, “All I want to hear is dirt hitting that box.” Coming in second, Puffy Combs’ character response to if he had anything to say before they were to execute him, “Push the button.”
"(actor James Urbaniak) Robert Crumb: You turned yourself into a comic hero?
(actor Paul Giamatti) Harvey Pekar: Sorta, yeah. But no idealized s***. No phony bs. The real thing, y'know? Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff.
(Real) Havey Pekar: I felt more alone that week than any. Sometimes I'd feel a body lying next to me like an amputee feels a phantom limb. All I did was think about Jennie Gerhardt and Alice Quinn and all the decades of people I had known. The more I thought, the more I felt like crying. Life seemed so sweet and so sad, and so hard to let go of in the end. But hey, man, every day is a brand new deal, right? Just keep on working and something's bound to turn up."
From the movie "American Splendor"
His son's funeral
Heath Ledger sure did play some epic roles. Even he gets in on some action at the motel, ’member?
For a young buck, that cat was a damn fine actor. Best. JOKER. Ever. (there, I said it! better than Nicholson, methinks!)
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that chick was all business even when the action was happening iirc.
It was like Heath or Billy Bob were coming to motel to get a haircut or something mundane. She would say how’s it going or something and the lean over the table? and say OK now take it easy I got my work latter or something….Heath’s best role was the Joker for sure—I like Nicholson also, but I agree he is better in a more deranged kind of way and for being only 27, he was already in some big time roles.
"(actor James Urbaniak) Robert Crumb: You turned yourself into a comic hero?
(actor Paul Giamatti) Harvey Pekar: Sorta, yeah. But no idealized s***. No phony bs. The real thing, y'know? Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff.
(Real) Havey Pekar: I felt more alone that week than any. Sometimes I'd feel a body lying next to me like an amputee feels a phantom limb. All I did was think about Jennie Gerhardt and Alice Quinn and all the decades of people I had known. The more I thought, the more I felt like crying. Life seemed so sweet and so sad, and so hard to let go of in the end. But hey, man, every day is a brand new deal, right? Just keep on working and something's bound to turn up."
From the movie "American Splendor"
A haircut! That's cash-money!!!!!!!!
Either that, or a poker game on the serious DL. You know?
And yet, . . . . .ALL THE TIME! She just . . . .keeps leaning over on that damn table. And well. . . . . .
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Comment by: slowhandedjoe
Posted on: 7/23/2010 1:40:56 PM
That wasn´t acting, that was for real. Halle is the hottest woman around and Billy Bob allowed her to do all the work, which worked for Halle. The scene was only 1 minute, 55 seconds long, but will last in my memory for quite some time. Thrilling!
"Understanding is a virtue, hard to come by"
J. Airplane
Which worked for Halle?
NOW, . . . . I REALLY WANT HER TO MEET ME!
Cut it out though, already! “worked for Halle”? My FOOT!
I’m fairly certain, that the comprehensive pleasures and benefits SUITED BILLY BOB quite nicely! So, let’s just agree to totally agree that it “worked for” Billy Bob far better than it did for Halle.
That girl’s finer than frog hair, and from the looks of it. . . . she looks like she coulda been done better. We’re talkin’ . . . . there hasn’t been AN AWARD to hand out for what she has the potential to do. Sersly.
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, let me tell you!
There were some very smelly and half decomposed banana peels, and someone didn’t use whole can of Pork N Beans, and it spilled all over the trash can.
Oh… wrong type of trash talk.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Oh yeah? (yeah!)
I tore your quote to smithereens, buddy! Yeah! On Monday.
And also. . . . .I took it off my account profile’s “signature”. It had been up for months too!
So take THAT.
Wanna talk trash? Sheeeee! I’m talkin’ SMACK!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You tore it down, and it was like someone took their hand and aggressively and forcefully applied their palm and all associated digits and impacted my face.
Look who’s talking “Smack” now!
Oh… wrong type of smack talk. I really need to stop taking things so literally.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Impacted and impaled your face!
It was quite a smacky-smack!
Hopefully, when you got home from work yesterday- you “had some time to peruse said link of said actress doing a wonderful solo dance on man-pole”????
Egads, zoinks, and all that jazz. . . . .you know!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 27, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually went and ate delicious hot wings and drank wonderful Oregon winter ales for my birthday.
It was delightful.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Lucky!
Happy Birthday J!
So, you’re a Scorpio, eh? I’m an October birthday- and a lame old Libra. What.The.Flock.Is.A.Libra?
Do I have a deadly stinger?
Does fire come out of my gullet through my mouth and nostrils whereby I’m able to throw fiery, furious flames towards any and all enemy, friend, and foe?
Am I considered the king of ANYTHING, like -. . .say, a Lion perhaps?
Woe be to me, I don’t even have pinchers or an exoskeleton!
I’m weights. (some would say. . . .dead weight)
Anyhow, I’m miserable now.
Happy Birthday to you!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 27, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
A libra is actually a form of ancient roman measurement. It is what we used to base the US measurement pound on.
Do you have a deadly stinger? I don’t know, but those hot wings will sting pretty bad later today.
Does fire come out of your gullet? I don’t know, but those hot wings will definitely cause some fire from my ass.
You are considered the king of the precursors to american weight measurements.
Sorry to make you miserable. It is a common side effect to all that communicate with me. You are the victim here.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-T-I-G-H-T-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-E-L"
Oh!
That’s what this feels like? For a minute there, I thought I was hungover?
Brutality and economy are related, now I understand. Thanks a bunch JShufelt. Gentleman, scholar, college football whiz-wunderkind, AND master of disaster! Hmmph, what’s in that Oregon water?
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
PWNED!
You.Totally.Have.Me.There!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Serious question here:
is your dline that much more improved from last year? In all honesty, this is a serious question. I only got to see ’SC play Hawaii, Stanford and Cal. The former two gave me no hint of a stingy dline and just can put too much stock in the Cal game when they like to do the epic swandive annually.
Serious answer here:
Last year’s DL had more raw talent, but unachieved.
This year’s DL has less talent, and is consequently unachieving to a lesser extent.
The key to slowing down Oregon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXnJG_TQ-A&feature=related
(I just hope you guys have too much pride to resort to such bs).
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
No promises
However, if (in light of your profile signature)- “one can not get their Dick Enright OR, get their Dick Harter”- shouldn’t their be an addendum to it all by stating, “PLEASE do NOT ask to have your Dick Fitzpatrick OR Dick Fitzgerald!” ????
(my feeble attempt at humor. but dude! old ducker. . . ????. . . .that’s a slammin’ signature! )
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by BixBeiderbecke on Oct 26, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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