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Cowherd: Mike Leach UCLA Offensive Coordinator

I have three words for you stupid ruins: FIRE RICK NEUHEISEL!!!!!

Listen, if you clowns are lucky enough to have Cap’n Leach fall in your lap you should do what you do best: PROTEST! DEMAND WEASEL’S HEAD ON A PLATTER!!!!!!! Take to the streets, lie down in the halls, don’t go to class, burn some mattresses, chain the doors to Dan Gerrero’s Morgan Center office, Ackerman and the Wooden Center then shut down Wilshire Boulevard and the Federal Building. DO IT, DO IT NOW!!!!!!

If you don’t, all you’ll just serve as a pirate rehab center and in a year he’s headed to Cal. On second thought… I like Cal. Hmmm...

Don’t worry your little heads Bruin Buddies! You are about to have a NEU Dream Team coaching staff that will last forever under the direction of the greatest mind in all college football, Richard Gerald Neuheisel Jr. Esq!!!!! Yes, Mike Leach is coming to coach Kevin Prince and he will stay forever, and he’ll do it at the Wal-Mart price as long as you let him wear the bear suit on Halloween!

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