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Hey homeslices (afterall, we're all just like the good stuff that goes on . . .insane bombass pizzas! and as such, we're like. . .well, like slices o' that pizza. so? homeslices. yo! or. . . , no?)

ANYWAZE!

Check this cat KILL IT! I mean, he check's in with a Nard Freeze, then righteously right-hands what I can hazzard to guess exactly WHAT it's called? by saying prolly something like a, "Coldcock-Tomahawk". Yup, yup. Something like that. . . ?

Anyhoozits, what would you call it? (besides a dunk, or slam, or rhymes with "ammer" or "ooski" and definitely not even remotely tied to The Doctor can't-no-one-touch-him, J). Aight?

5 months ago Kato_ii_tiny BixBeiderbecke 2 comments 0 recs  | 

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Thats a pretty good one

Paul D. Kelley
Come as you are not who you pretend to be!
You are only as good as your 2nd serve and 1st volley

by so.cal.native1952 on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Retarded, hah?

You saw that young man start with the nard-freeze then just drop that BOMB! F_ck the what?

I haven’t seen that kind of hops, anger, grace, and ferocity in like. . . .like. . .ever! I’m calling it the Coldcock Tomahawk! (i can tomahawk. and I can coldcock- that’s what helped me walk away from my last fight standing, the punk I KTFO’d was 140 lbs bigger than me? i had to get some sort of edge. . . . .But! i don’t think I can simultaneously coldcock a tomahawk? at least, not until i start practicing it. you can bet i’m gonna friggin practice THAT!)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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