Drew Gordon, "!!!... ?"
Now, by my count SC had 8 or nine dunks against OSU. Taj Gibson chipped in three or four, Demar Derozan had three, Kid Euro had one, and Leonard "I was a D lineman in High School" Washington had one as well. This makes me think its not too hard to throw down on the beavers, but apparently things weren't so easy for ucla's Drew Gordon:
From The Dagger:
The look on his face is priceless, but come on now Mr. Gordon, aren't you supposed to be the anchor for the bruin's front court of the future? Knowing ucla though, I bet his teammates did not give him any crap about it and instead they shared a post game moment of solidarity and sportsmanship to reflect upon the nature of freshman mistakes and how great it is to be a Howland Hoops Soldier (or something like that). Nah... scratch that. He's going to be hearing about this one for years to come.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors.
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He was "Harlem Globetrottin' It" Laughing Stock
He was trying to dunk it with his ‘FoHead! And it’s hard to do homey! It’s hard. (actually with Drew Gordon, that cat has a bigass forehead. more like an EightHead. twice as big as normal!)
Give ‘em shit LS. Keep givin’ ‘em shit. (and I’ll be right beside you. aight!)
Fight On! (beat Da Bears! . . . .Golden, that is)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
And. . . .
Kid Euro ??? YESSSSSSS!
I can just hear Daft Punk music blaring when I read your nickname of Nikola. Sh_t be jammin’ !
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
Derrick is better and will show it next year!
Paul D. Kelley
by so.cal.native1952 on Mar 8, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions
You HAD to?
Didn’t you? (touche’ impaulv! now go away! :- )
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually...
I like Gordon’s game. He plays very hard nosed and is aggressive around the rim, and although he picks up fouls a little to quick I’m sure he’ll be a very good (and possibly great) player for the bruins down the line.
by Laughing Stock on Mar 8, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And he really doesn't have an 8-head
F_ck That! What am I saying? Yes he does.
Oh, his game? Riiiiiiiiight.
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 8, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon now
I said I like his game, not that I’m in love with him. Kinda reminds of Leonard “The next Great College Player to look like he’s 30+ years old since Greg Oden” Washington, except Drew doesn’t have nearly as much… uhh what word am I looking for… personality? Yeah that’s about right
.
via The LA Times Blog
by Laughing Stock on Mar 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I know LS
You’re alright with me. Always. It’s just that I couldn’t allow this lovely post of yours to delve downward towards a Bruin-love-fest. (like I let that last one with rye and ucladj you did. i mean, yeah- I admire/respect Ben Howland. but after re-reading some of the things I wrote there. . . .I went over to The Daily Pint in Santa Monica with a few of my Trojan neighbors and talked shit all night to A LOT OF and ANY Bruin within an earshot or pool game that night. Had to do SOMETHING to make me feel better. Yeck! It was an awful feeling. The hangover was SWEEEEET though!)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that kind of looks like he push off and he still hasn't made it to rim, what is he going to dunk into the net.
I did better than that when i was his age, or maybe it’s a fenchy kind of thing! Wait is that the ghost of Sam Gilbert in the background I hear he is still haunting the place.
Paul D. Kelley
by so.cal.native1952 on Mar 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
True
I remember that dunk. He couldn’t reach but it went in anyway. Like this one:

by SuperBruinMan on Mar 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's bananas!
(whoa! i’m not banned? f_ckin’ – A? how cool is that?)
Anyway, this dude’s “trajectory” is insane. At the apex of his verticalness, his elbow has got to be above the rim. he’s like 3 1/2 – 5 feet from the rim !!!!! what the? who the? how the?
As I “loser” away at this keyboard, this guy’s counting his mad Luciano’s! What’s he got? Prolly 60 Mil, in his closet. For loose change?
Frick!
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Mar 10, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
"extreme size unintended"???
Suuuuuuuuurrrrrre!
Now that’s a “face”! But did it have to be a pic involving ‘SC SuperBruinMan? Did it have to? You’re cruel. (wouldn’t have it any other way. great. another “touche’” toward a Bruin. you guys, I’m starting to actually like)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
Come on now
Heads would be rolling by now almost anywhere else. Sometimes I cannot believe how benevolent and tolerant I am. Although, FYI I am locking this up if I see another picture of a bruin dunking. I am fair, but I enforce a terrible and swift brand of justice. TERRIBLE AND SWIFT I SAY!!
Very true
Props for that. I love BN, but I get the feeling if I were an SC fan doing it on BN, I would have been ripped apart on the thread & banned. Hell, I might get banned from BN for writing this. Still, love the freedom of speech.
plus, those beautiful Bruin dunks will live on in my mind :-)
And there's the difference...
Consider the source across town…all the pieces of the puzzle have fallen into place, we don’t take ourselves that seriously.
A little good natured ribbing of ones rival in posts like these keeps it real.

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