Trojans: What do you want for Christmas?
by Locoweed 1.1 on Dec 6, 2009 2:41 PM PST
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Ho, Ho, Ho... 'Tis the Season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la. It's the magical time of year when all your wishes come true! Alas, some Trojans have been naughty and all they deserve is a small lump of coal or a one way bus ticket to Cleveland. After a tumultuous season that revealed the serious deficiencies in USC's coaching staff, it is time for good old Santa Claus to bring his bag of goodies to Heritage Hall. Let us prepare the way by roasting some real turkeys.
Feliz Navidad!
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Hint, there is only one correct answer!
Although, I would keep Rocky, and just demote him back to secondary coach.
errr. let me try that again...
Why was fire Pete Carroll (by watching him die a fire) NOT an option?!!?
We’re still working through the hyperbole workshop.
After that, the barefaced nonsense in responses workshop. There’s a long way to go yet.
by DC Trojan on Dec 6, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a "recommend-ed" comment!
“barefaced-nonsense-in-responses workshop”? I need one of those too you’repaulv! sometimes, at least. welcome to the workshop!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 7, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
ok Loco here is my list 1 D Williams to come back along with all the other juniors. 2 a new off. cord. ( Norm Chow) 3 ED O to come back and help the D Line and recruiting 4 A bowl victory
by Dodgermanramon on Dec 6, 2009 4:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Regarding #2: I'd settle for Carl Smith
He coached Matt Leinart in his 2004 Heisman Season. He joined our staff after last season, then ran off to Cleveland -that’s why we ended up with Bates. If PC digs deep and brings in Norm Chow we would have a dream team.
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
Norm Chow
well if it takes a pay raise to get Norm back as our off. Cord. count me in I’m good for a few bucks
by Dodgermanramon on Dec 6, 2009 5:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
My money back!
For all those eggs that Coach Carroll laid this year. I went to Autzen, my less than $30 Osama costume was confiscated at LAX. (they actually put together my AK gun, found the plastic flask hidden even- these people must read Conquest Chronicles or else. . .how else? and then- I had to rent a tux in Eugene- 2 of ’em, put me out $150 plus change. fuck yeah, I want that back too!)
How can Pete possibly play “this is gonna pay off next year” with my money this year!
For what it’s worth. . . . all I want for Christmas from USC football is MY DAMN MONEY BACK! That was not Trojan football this year. It WAS NOT!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
You got a good point!
Think CK is amenable? He’s had prolly THE BEST freshman coaching year I can remember? Man did he ever right his ship. Something Coach Carroll couldn’t/didn’t do. I know they (& their team situations) are totally different. . . .I hope Coach Carroll finds himself a perspective for this past year.
Chip Kelly eh? I’ll give it a whirl!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}
by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 7, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Scott Reid at the OC Post agrees
BATES MUST GO! Reid wrote a brutal assessment today entitled:
USC football: Glory days over if Bates stays
So far Barkley has done nothing to suggest that the notion of his leading USC to another electric night with a nation watching is anything other than a figment of Carroll’s imagination. It will remain there as long as Bates remains at USC.I couldn’t agree more.
Carroll’s over-the-top promotion of Barkley was nothing less than irresponsible. The only thing more irresponsible would be to leave Barkley and the program’s future, even Carroll’s own legacy, in Bates’ ill-equipped hands.
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
I am actually working on a piece about this particular article for tonight...
I wouldn’t read too much into this yet…need to be careful on this guys agenda…
True, he IS a douche
I didn’t make it a Fanpost because of the inflammatory style and over-the-topness of the piece. But I think we can all agree that Bates has mishandled Barkley, and should move on.
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
For Christmas, I want
Seantrel Henderson and Lache Seastrunk please :)!!
We need O-line help and our RBs are leaving next year. So much for getting excited about Marc Tyler… He’s been quite a disappointment.
Santa = Mythical Elf that rules the North Pole
Dear Leader = Real live PITA that’s generous to a fault with MY money
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
Nothing at all! The are also solely responsible for providing the elf labor to fill O’Santa’s Sack with toys for all the girls and boys!
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
So you’re saying it’s actually People’s Tchotcke Factory 72 that’s the North Pole production facility?
I don’t know whether to be upset or not, I’m certainly not surprised.
Yep, they’ve fitted outboard motors on all those loose icebergs to ship the stuff around the Pacific. They used Serbian chain saws to carve secret compartments inside of them, that way they don’t arouse suspicions when they’re detected on radar.
¡Fusílenlo, después veriguamos! - Pancho Villa
I'd write him a letter saying
Dear Santa,
Why do you operate in the North Pole? I’m guessing cheap elf labor, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks.Is this really the example you want to set for the impressionable kids out there?
My plan is to put him on the defensive before he considers how good I am.
Bring the top recruits!
by Julio Nievas on Dec 7, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Please
Dear Santa,
A coherent Offensive Philosophy somewhat based in the 21st Century.
PS – Maybe some REAL Coordinators!
Oh Yeah and real fans that stay until the final whistle, instead of trying to beat the traffic.
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