Ho, Ho, Ho... 'Tis the Season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la. It's the magical time of year when all your wishes come true! Alas, some Trojans have been naughty and all they deserve is a small lump of coal or a one way bus ticket to Cleveland. After a tumultuous season that revealed the serious deficiencies in USC's coaching staff, it is time for good old Santa Claus to bring his bag of goodies to Heritage Hall. Let us prepare the way by roasting some real turkeys.