Merry Secular Holiday to all! The United States Santa, er Senate, is about to deliver the "gift" of health insurance to 30 million individuals living within the borders of the United States, yippee!! Many thanks go out to our generous Chinese patrons for such an extravagant present, it is only through their willingness to buy up an anticipated $1.3 trillion in low-interest United States devaluing dollar bonds next year and even more each year in the future that this will be possible. Oh, just remember to keep rolling the bonds over in perpetuity... Love ya!!! Thanks should also go (but won't cuz you're all rich a-holes!) to Americans that already have health insurance, you will participate with mandated insurance coverage, increased premiums and taxes and penalties and reduced services, especially for those on Medicare, hey it's only fair!
And another thing, Joe McKnight should really, really go to the NFL. Ho, ho, ho!!!!!!!!!