Details of child abuse at Rose Bowl
6 year old forced against his will to root for the bruins.

Till then, I will come here on Saturday afternoons to the swills and thrills of UCLA football. For 19 bucks I take a seat in the end zone -- $5 more for my young date.

"Go USC!" shouts my date.

"Um, it's UCLA," I whisper.

"Go UCLA!" the 6-year-old says with a wink.

Thus, he avoids a lynching and any other unpleasantness that might ruin this otherwise perfect autumn day, one of only two home games left, you know.