I haven't got the energy to write a complete recap; suffice to say that the lawyers for Reggie Bush and Lloyd Lake are squabbling over deposition dates. Apparently the judge has issued a warning which is the legal equivalent of my grandfather's standard warning: "You two need your heads knocked together if you don't stop it." (Not an idle threat.)

This is the kind of general douche-baggery that I expect to see in say a political party primary, perhaps a West Virginia Douche-off ? Certainly from the standpoint of wanting this nonsense over Bush to be resolved one war or another, this is another pathetic episode.

Incidentally, was there some kind of requirement of alliterative names to be a principal in the New Era start up? Lloyd Lake, Michael Michaels - suitable, I suppose, for a Mickey Mouse operation, although the alliteration falls apart when you get to Reggie "Scrooge McDuck" Bush swimming in his coin.

Reggie Bush

Scrooge McDuck

Incidentally, if you want more pictures of Scrooge McDuck like the fine example above, go to Allposters.com .