"If everyone's here, University of Ohio State."

With those (ahem) words and nary a Hummer limo or an excess of hair product in sight, this year's next-great-thing in the world of hs qbs made his commitment to "Coach Tress," igniting a wave of enthusiasm in Columbus and a wave of nausea in Ann Arbor. Rich Rodriguez can finally stop texting TP and start texting any one else who might be able to run his spread offense at UM. No doubt TP's dismissal of Penn State with "I don't like that place" will also guarantee him a warm welcome in Happy Valley next year. Meanwhile, I'm sure PC and company will make sure TP gets the same kind of welcome to cfb when he comes to visit the Trojans as last year's golden boy, Jimmy Clausen, got in South Bend.