You will score 100 next week

by Grady. on Oct 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT Comment 7 comments

Hi there! I'm Grady, and I am one of two bloggers for SBN's Washington State blog, CougCenter.

I don't gamble, but I know some of you Trojans might, so if the line against WSU next week is 60 points or less, please put a large amount of money down on USC to cover it. You will.

We are probably the worst team in the history of FBS college football. Thank God Portland State is an actual school, or we probably wouldn't have a win this entire year.

And heck, I'll give Pete Carroll the gameplan to beat WSU, written by one of our members, Dancing Football:

1. Run the ball up the middle
2. Enjoy scoring touchdowns

You will score 100 next week. I am positive about this. There is a possibility, with an injury to our 3rd string QB today, that we start our backup punter at quarterback next weekend. I'm not joking.

I hope your 3rd/4th string players are ready for some serious playing time. They will get it next week in Pullman.

I am now going to watch the YouTube video of Kyle Weaver breaking OJ Mayo's ankles for the 400th time, because it's all I have left.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors.

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I think the whole PAC-10 pities the Cougs right now

I hope your QB is getting better.

by frak on Oct 12, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This won't help...

…but I’ve always had a soft spot for the Cougs – not just because of your in-state rival, but because there’s something sort of true to the nature of college football of fielding a decent team in Pullman. Not so much on the glamor side, but a bunch of kids working their asses off to do well on the field.

It really is too bad that you all are having to go through such a horrendous season. I sincerely hope that SC doesn’t go hog wild with the scoring. That might be funny against a rival, but not against the Cougs, not this season.

(Now watch as SC contrives to lose a nail-biter!)

by DC Trojan on Oct 12, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It will be cold up there

I really don’t care what the score is as long as we win!

Paul D. Kelley

by so.cal.native1952 on Oct 12, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Didn't it sleet on SC 3 years ago?

I seem to remember SC players looking entertained at this cold white stuff falling from the sky, and SC fans who had made the trip looking especially woebegone.

by DC Trojan on Oct 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs