TJ Simers of the LA Times... writes this stuff about coming to Nebraska for the USC game:
I can't remember for sure if it was Nebraska or Kansas where I saw a tree, but it just seemed as if there wasn't much there.
That's why the corn cobs love their football. It's all they have, everyone wearing red, and sitting there like plump, ripe tomatoes with corncobs stuck to their heads, singing, "There is no place like Nebraska."
Is this guy always this vile, is he a constant troll, or does he just have a problem with Nebraska?