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USC over Gators in the NC? It could happen if the playoffs existed.

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Any can go ahead and try ESPN's playoff simulation system to see who wins out.

I gave it a whirl and these are my results:

Post your thoughts or your own results.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Conquest Chronicles' writers or editors.

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Hi, I'm a SEC fan!
And no-effin way ONLY ONE SEC team  makes it into the finals. If there were some way (mathematically) that ALL DAMN SEC teams could play in a championship game. . . .I'll bet my cousin's wife 1971 Winnebago RV (it's got a BRAND NEW GENERATOR! and roof doesn't leek. anymore. needs new freeze plugs though) EACH AND EVERYONE OF OUR WOULD TEAMS WOULD WIN THE NC CHAMPIONSHIP. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WOULD BE CHAMPS! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU KNOW IT TOO!

This ESPN bull-crap mock simulation of an NC championship is a joke anyways. Rigged for all you WestCoastOffensive wannabe CFB football fans. You guys don't know what being A FAN IS!

One word: YOU GUYS ARE OVER RATED! (just has a lotta syllabulls)

TN, FL, LSU, and GA would BEAT ALL YOU POSEURS. Any day, any year, even in past years! Media just loves you WestCoast nut-huggers! Ha! The REAL men who know REAL football have it already figgurd out! Our moonshine gots ginko balboa! Yeah, betcha didn't know that! Our brains are being fed the good stuff as get luggaged on homebrews!

See ya at the REAL BCS championship game, oh, that's right. No I won't. You ain't invited. To the REAL one! Hah! (gotcha again, someone should be payin' me for telling it like IT IS!)

***the above idiocy is real! people like this live among you. and they drive. vote. and covet your car's engine. beware. be alert. and don't vote Huckabee nor Romney. puh-leeeze!

by tapoutstylist on Dec 13, 2007 5:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure they don't...
covet my car's engine. Four cylinder turbos rarely feature in muscle or pony cars - there's a reason you never see Plymouth Lasers in amongst Camaros, Firebirds, and Mustangs.

by DC Trojan on Dec 13, 2007 8:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<to be sure: i am NOT a sec fan>
my above comments, characterizations, and political leanings are all in jest.

also, i meant to say:
"my cousin's wife's winnebago" and didn't mean "my cousin's wife and my winnebago"

"being fed the good stuff as we get luggaged (drunk as all get out) on our homebrews (moonshine)" instead of what was written.

and i meant to imply that ALL SEC would win a nc championship simultaneously in the same year ('cause that's what seems to be sincerely implied by any and all SEC fans on boards and blogs these days)

and purposely misspelled the words that are misspelled. especially "ginko balboa".

the coveting of your car's engine is real though. i do believe it is an accurate characterization of any SEC fan.

by tapoutstylist on Dec 13, 2007 8:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It helps that...
The simulation is based on a fan vote, and, of course, the fans think USC is the best team in the country.  In this system, USC is the favorite in every game.

by SuperBruinMan on Dec 15, 2007 3:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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